I don't like it when

I don't like it when fashion magazines explain to you that the foolproof way some ultra-thin celebrity got so svelte was by eating 4 oz. portions of chicken with vegetables for, like, lunch and dinner, and by only snacking on cucumber slices, but then they've got their cover girl interview on page two and all they can do is gush about how she "went right for the Doritos when she got to the shoot! She eats whatever she wants!" Bastards.